Welcome to Heisenburger — where chemistry meets cuisine, and fast food is anything but basic.
Born from the ashes of Albuquerque legend, our franchise cooks up more than just burgers — we serve a full measure of flavor with a side of danger. Our signature Heisen Burger isn't just a meal. It's an empire. One bite, and you'll know: you're the one who's eating.
Craving a little more? Try the Heisen Fries — so addictive, they should be illegal. Or go all-in with the Full Measure Steak — it's 99.1% pure satisfaction. Need a drink? Just say "Blue Ice" — chilled, thrilling, and definitely not FDA-approved. Or sip like a connoisseur with Gale's Chemex Brew (crafted with love and tragic backstory).
Our desserts? Let's just say Methyl-a-Mint is explosively good, and the Ricinal Latte has... unforgettable aftereffects.
And don't forget to pair it all with Better Cole-slaw, Stevia Tea, or the ever-iconic Los Pollos Tacos — straight from our silent partner. (You know who.)
At Heisenburger, we don't just cook — We cook!